Amy’s Amo

Amy kept it pretty Frank

With the money rolling in the bank

You can ask without disturbing her

Gods eyes are the colour of Ocean Mer

Your beauty in Fuck me Pumps

Had me in a spin

The way you pull your dress up sexily

Baby, you’re gonna win

I didn’t like the way they didn’t look after you

If I were you I would, over the rainbow, still sue

What a heavenly law suit

I think I know who I would give the boot

So I went to the pub where you played pool

You were all around me

I could see all the paparazzi

Following you home

One of them was a complete tool

Oh girl, they hounded you like Britney and Di

I think I’m like Gaga

They don’t really bother me

But I did stick my tongue out at them

When they tested me

A photo is not and will never be free

When you value and collect photography

It comes at a price

They take away part of your soul according to Riv

And the Native Americans

Sometimes I feel like swimming in cool water like the killer whales

Or taking off like the pelicans

Everybody dance now

I know sometimes you acted like a cow

But babe, I do not blame you

Knowing what you were dealing with

All that pressure, something’s always gonna give

So you were into sex, drugs and MJ

Green brown eyes girl

I love the way you fly

How many times did you go on stage?

Did you ever feel like taking all your clothes off

And chucking your drink in the air with pure rage?

I think I was locked up when you were in rehab

We never met and I never attended a single show

You went to performing arts school

At the same time I was supposed to

I used to do two dance classes a day

I had singing lessons at school

And was ready at two

I used to boss my family around

Born ready to sing, dance, run, write and act

Wish we’d met, we’d have got along and made some cool pact

Why did I feel a connection to you?

Just like Lena Zavaroni

Child Star but it got her

I have always liked to eat

Just like in Angelina Ballerina

Vegans, I confess, I eat meat

Pretty sure little Riv is meant to be an occasional omnivore

Sorry Phoenix family but that is his true score

I think Leaf is naturally meant to be one too

How could I say that to a family full of Vegans

Which I highly respect

Note the animal kingdom

Riv learnt about the lion on the other side 

That does not mean we don’t care about animal welfare

What on earth have we done?

We’re like a virus

Baa, please do get your gun

Or shall I get my javelin 

I remember the way I used to hunt

With a knife never in a zoo

Caveman, I owe everything to you.

So back to you Amy

I would just like to finish on this note

I wish you’d got into exercise 

And not chucked up

Threw the ball, kicked it or swung a bat

Wish you’d found your health and tipped your bowler hat

What was your spirit animal?

You remind me of Nemesis

I like you up there in heaven with Whitney

I’m a medium and it was awesome to do all of that healing in Vermont

What a beautiful land and lake

It took a lot but you’re totally worth it

I feel like we’re friends now

Thank the spirits for showing me how