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As I sit and 

Wait

The temperance

Of what I 

Anticipate

The umpire has a certain state of 

Mind

It takes a lot of focus

With my ADHD

I think I’d definitely

Find

It hard to keep the 

Score

But knowing

More

About the way the boys

And girls hold that luminous

Ball

What a code word

Please don’t worry

If you

Fall

It makes me think of the word

Candescent

I love the colour

It’s pure

Fluorescent

So to locker room

Chat

With your masseur

Your coach

That

Pat

On your back

It’s such a mental

Game

At this point

Hold your composure

You deserve your

Fame

What a match it was

Yesterday

The emotion of Amanda Anisimova

The game at 

Play

The way you spoke

Your words and 

Tears

Use the experience wisely

And have no

Fears

What a result for Iga Swiatek

The first Polish

Ever

To win the 

Championship

Girl, that was

Clever

What a beautiful lady and

Player

All of that hard work

Kissing the plate

You so deserve it

Pay her

To win in less than an 

Hour

Strength, resilience

Even your higher

Power

I loved your celebratory 

Smile

It encompassed the world

On the papers

Like swimming through the 

Nile

Sinner/Djokovic

What a semi final match

Seeing Leo in the crowd

Wanted me to say

‘There you go Jack,

Catch’ :-)))

And Rami 

Too

I didn’t think anyone could play Freddie

But what a performance you

Do

Novak Djokovic

I’m interested in your 

Diet

Not sure if it’s for me

But I’m willing to try

It

Gentlemen and Ladies of the 

Crowd

Wearing your beautiful hats

You make them feel so 

Proud

Fans are fanning

For Jannik Sinner and Carlos Alcaraz

Hopefully, it’s John

McEnroe

No rain or 

Snow

Guys, I cannot 

Wait

I’m looking forward to the 

Show

Go girls 

Go

Make history

Be a champion

I love watching you 

Flow

Every single golden 

Move

It gets me going 

And puts me in the 

Groove

The way it feels boots on the 

Grass

The ball moves quicker

Make sure you accurately 

Pass

So here we’re at in 

2025

Shoot the ball

Throw your body and 

Dive

Lionesses, every 

Team

Get those awesome goals

Celebrate in style

And fulfil your 

Dream

🔥🫧🌳🌈🏆⚽️⚜️

Dressed all in translucent white

Your bodies are so beautifully tight

Quick step, sprinting left to right

Serving so incredibly fast

Make sure your stamina lasts

All of your hard work

And training

Will it pay off so you

Can celebrate with a famous 

Twerk

I’ve seen your tattoos,

Nails, muscles, liquids

Watched the way you serve

Running up to the net

Skids and swerve

The dedication is hard to 

Put into words

Muhammad Ali put it so eloquently:

‘Champions aren’t made in gyms.

Champions are made from something

They have deep inside them.

A desire, a dream, a vision.

They have to have last-minute stamina,

They have to be a little faster,

They have to have the skill and the will.

But the will must be stronger than the skill.’

So as the spectators eat strawberries

And drink champagne

You’re working your socks off

With everything to gain

And if you lose or get injured

Yes, there’ll be pain

A bit like when you’re just about 

To take your first shot

And it pours with rain

No worries, you made the championship 

Competition

With all the brilliant commentators, the music

What a rendition 

You made history and your 

Work never goes unnoticed

I hope at some point you have fun

You can tell your friends and family

You played Wimble don(e)

Amy kept it pretty Frank

With the money rolling in the bank

You can ask without disturbing her

Gods eyes are the colour of Ocean Mer

Your beauty in Fuck me Pumps

Had me in a spin

The way you pull your dress up sexily

Baby, you’re gonna win

I didn’t like the way they didn’t look after you

If I were you I would, over the rainbow, still sue

What a heavenly law suit

I think I know who I would give the boot

So I went to the pub where you played pool

You were all around me

I could see all the paparazzi

Following you home

One of them was a complete tool

Oh girl, they hounded you like Britney and Di

I think I’m like Gaga

They don’t really bother me

But I did stick my tongue out at them

When they tested me

A photo is not and will never be free

When you value and collect photography

It comes at a price

They take away part of your soul according to Riv

And the Native Americans

Sometimes I feel like swimming in cool water like the killer whales

Or taking off like the pelicans

Everybody dance now

I know sometimes you acted like a cow

But babe, I do not blame you

Knowing what you were dealing with

All that pressure, something’s always gonna give

So you were into sex, drugs and MJ

Green brown eyes girl

I love the way you fly

How many times did you go on stage?

Did you ever feel like taking all your clothes off

And chucking your drink in the air with pure rage?

I think I was locked up when you were in rehab

We never met and I never attended a single show

You went to performing arts school

At the same time I was supposed to

I used to do two dance classes a day

I had singing lessons at school

And was ready at two

I used to boss my family around

Born ready to sing, dance, run, write and act

Wish we’d met, we’d have got along and made some cool pact

Why did I feel a connection to you?

Just like Lena Zavaroni

Child Star but it got her

I have always liked to eat

Just like in Angelina Ballerina

Vegans, I confess, I eat meat

Pretty sure little Riv is meant to be an occasional omnivore

Sorry Phoenix family but that is his true score

I think Leaf is naturally meant to be one too

How could I say that to a family full of Vegans

Which I highly respect

Note the animal kingdom

Riv learnt about the lion on the other side 

That does not mean we don’t care about animal welfare

What on earth have we done?

We’re like a virus

Baa, please do get your gun

Or shall I get my javelin 

I remember the way I used to hunt

With a knife never in a zoo

Caveman, I owe everything to you.

So back to you Amy

I would just like to finish on this note

I wish you’d got into exercise 

And not chucked up

Threw the ball, kicked it or swung a bat

Wish you’d found your health and tipped your bowler hat

What was your spirit animal?

You remind me of Nemesis

I like you up there in heaven with Whitney

I’m a medium and it was awesome to do all of that healing in Vermont

What a beautiful land and lake

It took a lot but you’re totally worth it

I feel like we’re friends now

Thank the spirits for showing me how